so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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