D3 body, D1 cock
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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