she takes plan B like it's going out of style
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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