So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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