I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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