You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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