Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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