i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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