isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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