i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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