were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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