Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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