I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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