I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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