My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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