im six kinds of drunk right now
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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