So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Randomize
