She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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