Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Never joke about your clitoris.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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