you turned your livingroom into a bong?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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