Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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