he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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