And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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