i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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