Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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