he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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