Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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