Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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