Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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