erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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