I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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