ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
