i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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