i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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