I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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