He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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