Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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