Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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