never play flip cup with pint glasses
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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