i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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