using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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