Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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