You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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