I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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