We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Randomize
