How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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