dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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