I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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