But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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