Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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