Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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